Amy Mackie

Olive Oyl

Niamh Parrington

Cylinda

Brendan Nelson

Castor Oyl

Ross Dillon

Trent

Leona Roberts

Lizzy

Joel McDade

Stevie

Yu Heng Li

Monique

Murdo Gilfeather Adams

Skits

Seb Lord

Spike

Stephen Corrall

Lt. Lang

Paul Dewdney

Homeless George

David Hallows

Old Man Popeye

Tony Greer

Monster Popeye

Ryan Kerr

Monster Popeye Voice (voice)

Paul Stephen Mann

Detective Zanaletto

Keith Hewitt

Detective Montgomery

Alastair Statham

Detective Holmes

Donnamarie McCusker

Mother

Alexa Wright

Little Girl

John Ryder

Narrator / DJ Bruce (voice)

Ty Moore

Caller Wes (voice)