Tim Dax

Eugene 'Mr. Bricks' Hicks

Nicola Fiore

Officer Scarlet Morretti

Vito Trigo

Officer Carmine Dukes

Sharmeen Azmudeh

Bar Vixen

Richard Barone

Himself

Martijn Berndsen

Creep #1

Mike Bozicevic

Creep #2

Shavey Brown

Skinny

Annie May Cron

Jenny Kent

Travis Campbell

Drummer

Lisa Forst

Rookie Hooker

Nina Gielen

Girlfriend

Jamie Greco

Teenie Weenie

Erick Griffenkranz

Mike

Lloyd Kaufman

Farnsworth Critch

M. Kelley

Drunk

Purple Pam Shelby

Purple Hooker

Shawn C. Phillips

Bartender

Jamie Robinson

Muscle Cop

Federico Trigo

Jasper Kent

David Warhol

Shorty (as David Warchol)