Barry Humphries

Sir Les Patterson / Dame Edna Everage

Pamela Stephenson

Veronique Crudite

Thaao Penghlis

Colonel Richard Godowni

Andrew Clarke

Neville Thonge

Henri Szeps

Charles Herpes

Hugh Keays-Byrne

Inspector Farouk

Elizabeth McIvor

Nancy Borovansky

Garth Meade

Mustafa Toul

Arthur Sherman

General Evans

Josef Drewniak

Mossolov

Esben Storm

Russian Scientist

Joy Westmore

Lady Gwen Patterson

Connie Hobbs

Madge Allsop

Paul Jennings

Prime Minister Bob

Graham Kennedy

Brian Lannigan

John Clarke

Mike Rooke

Sally Tayler

Rhonda

Peter Collingwood

Jeremy Williams

Paul Jabara

Leroy

Joan Rivers

President Rivers (uncredited)