Dana Plato

J.D.

Lisa Gaye

Leanne

Ron Jeremy

Gino Carlotti

Xavier Barquet

Milo (as Daniel Barquet)

Nick Santa Maria

Jaime

Mathew Marko

Cheese

Noel Sheaffer

Maynard

James-Michael Yuenger

Herman Stinkler

Waverly Hill

Byrdie

Ed Reardon

Jo-Jo

Kristin Schroll

The Jaba Woman

Carlton Jones

Carlton

Gary Sax

Bruce

Elizabeth Steele

Muriel

Edgar Allan Poe IV

Crazy Nerd

Donna Kimball

Cheese's Coach