Kathy Ireland

Jessica Luvintryst

Robert Mitchum

Marshal

Telly Savalas

Most Evil Man (Not Really)

Shelley Winters

The Good Lieutenant

Josh Mosby

Jeremy

Mary McCormack

Sarah

J. Christian Ingvordsen

Tom Tobias A.K.A. Ted Levis

Jeffrey Howard

Coroner / Genie Voice

Michele Miller

Katie

Marissa Copeland

Angela

Tracy Douglas

Colleen

Laine Valentino

Herzoner the Mayor

Edie Falco

Mom

Jody O'Neil

Dispatcher

John Weiner

ENG Cameraman

Michael Zeidman

Young Jeremy

Meredith Lane

Young Sarah

Kristen Johnston

Kate

Eli Kabillio

Bubba

Susan Rollman

Very Patient Pregnant Person

C. Steven Duncker

Jessica's Studly Aide

Melinda Wade

Cop

Tim Bernard

Yugo Salesman

Glen Santiago

Mime

John F. Bernard

Ninja

Mary Jane Bernard

Ninja

Tommy Chang

Ninja

Frank Coulson

Ninja

Melora Creager

Ninja

Jude Driscoll

Ninja

Steve Fulton

Ninja

Rick Garonzik

Ninja

Kevin Kelly

Ninja

Clayton Lewis

Ninja

Patrick McGarvey

Ninja

Guy Muzio

Ninja

Cindy Poster

Ninja / Party Animal

John Routh

Ninja

Marty Romanak

Ninja

Stacey Bash

Party Animal

Marina Behr

Party Animal

Leigh Berardelli

Party Animal

Bill Blumenhorst

Party Animal

Bruce Bligh

Party Animal

Kim Coulson

Party Animal

Barbara Crystal

Party Animal

Ellen DeRosset

Party Animal

Donald J. Devine

Party Animal

Nanette Dwos

Party Animal

Susan Fertel

Party Animal

Thorne Gregory

Party Animal

Paula Goldberg

Party Animal

Pricilla Halverson

Party Animal

Andrew Joakim

Party Animal

Richard Joyce

Party Animal

John Knapp

Party Animal

Matt Long

Party Animal

Joe Macaione

Party Animal

Barbara Norden

Party Animal

Cynthia Rago

Party Animal

Emmet Ryan

Party Animal

Andrei Saunders

Party Animal

Alastair Tedford

Party Animal

Elizabeth Vitae

Party Animal