Steve Ashton

Dale MacDonald/ George W. Bush (voice)

Benedict Campbell

The Old Man / Alexander Graham Bell (voice)

Julie Lemieux

Becky Sue (voice)

Damon D'Oliveira

Constable Al (voice)

Samantha Espie

April June (voice)

Mary Lawliss

Katherine Hilderbrand (voice)

Todd Peterson

Frank Shackleford (voice)

Rob Smith

Jacques LaRock (voice)