Jack Abele

Captain Jack

Terrie Batson

Momma

Johnny Blanton

Head Space Pirate

Michael Blaustein

Coxswain

Caitlyn Brarens

Church Parishioner

Jack Brarens

Altar Boy

Darius Bridges

Private Bumfugger

Nathanial Carter

Preacher

Mia Clarke

Church Member

Taylor-Grace Davis

Sally Jo

Jeff Folkes

Bar owner / Jeff

Misty Hall

Trailer Trash Tina