Danira Stanojevic

Selina Gibbons

Scott Merriman

Professor Marvin Méliès/Jeffrey Westlake/Sigmund

Madeline Jones

Chrissy

Liz Merriman

Dr. Maureen Teasdale

Samantha Berends

Hazel

Josh Dominowski

Sam

Brian Curtis

Ralph

Sherryl Despres

Lucky Penny

David Gries

Daffy

Cameron McCormick

Wendall

Jason Roth

Necktie

Jeff Priskorn

Cult Leader/The Mad Scientist

Jeremy Showell

The Priest

Richard Raphael

The Bounty Hunter/Cult Member

Les Raebel

The President

Eric Orive

News Anchor

Jay Plyburn

Tony/Cult Member

Mariea Luisa Macavei

Elena

Joshua Courtade

Narrator/Uncle Steve/Death/Bernie/Burglar/Menlorp

Diane Kowalski

Femax/Cult Member/Bigfoot

Robbie Ellis

Morgan Bancroft

Charlie Westlake

Henry

Theodore Chamberlin

Teddy

Kyle Chamberlin

Teddy's Dad

Max Chamberlin

Scooter

Emma Westlake

Emma

Jacob Fouse

Jacob

Phil Worfel

Hobo Phil

Chuck Courtade Jr.

Skeptic