Michael Armstrong

Dennis Morrison

Terence Edmond

Clive Potter

Christopher Timothy

Harris Tweedle

Roy Kinnear

Benny U. Murdoch

Rosalind Knight

Lady Longhorn

Lloyd Lamble

The Bishop

Jonathan Adams

Lord Coltwind

Christopher Biggins

Jeremy Longhorn

Katy Manning

Hermione Longhorn

Diane Langton

Gladys Armitage

Gordon Tanner

Big Dick

Beth Porter

Billie Harris

Max Mason

Dave

Christopher Neil

Brendan

Richard Caldicot

Ambrose Cream

Stephen Marsh

Rudolph

Prudence Drage

Millicent Bindle

Jeremy Hawk

Vernon Peabody

Rayner Bourton

Johnny

Stephen Riddle

Simon

Sheila Bernette

Casting Girl

Tony Sympson

Grandfather

Beatrice Shaw

Grandmother

Jenny Short

Maggie

Michael Worsley

Charlie

Nicholas Young

Deadeye Dick

Lewis Barber

Mexican Pete

Anna Quayle

Reverend Mother

David Toguri

Kung Fu Artist

George Moon

Nightwatchman

Dave Carter

Laboratory Man

Connie Brodie

Royal Personage

Bill Maelor-Jones

Cinema Manager

Graham Ashley

Projectionist

Stephanie Cole

Traffic Warden (uncredited)

Laurie Goode

Cowboy (uncredited)

Kristin Hatfield

Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited)

Derek Martin

Floor Manager (uncredited)

Mary Millington

Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited)

Charles Pemberton

Policeman (uncredited)

Jenny Tomasin

Shy Casting Girl (uncredited)