Mamie Van Doren

Dr. Mathilda West, aka Tassels Monclair

Tuesday Weld

Jody

Mijanou Bardot

Suzanne

Mickey Shaughnessy

Boomie

Louis Nye

Dr. Zorch

Pamela Mason

Dr. Myrtle Carter

Martin Milner

George Barton

Conway Twitty

Conway Twitty

Jackie Coogan

Wildcat MacPherson

John Carradine

Prof. Watts

Maila Nurmi

Etta Toodie

Jack Carr

Policeman

Allan Drake

Legs Raffertino

Jody Fair

Bartender

Norman Grabowski

Woo Woo Grabowski

Charles Chaplin, Jr.

Fire Chief

Arline Hunter

Nurse

Irwin Berke

Professor Towers

Harold Lloyd Jr.

Policeman

Buni Bacon

Night Club Hostess

Babe London

Miss Amanda Cadwallader

Larry Chance

Bullets

Noel De Souza

Arab

Buddy Douglas

Midget

Elektro

Sam Thinko

Beverly Englander

Shoeshine Girl

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales

Mexican Man

Cheerio Meredith

Miss Everleigh

Barbara Pepper

Circe

Ed Randolph

Railroad Conductor

Arthur Tovey

Train Station Attendant