Kim Little

Jane White

Wil Wheaton

Dick Smith

Alley Mills

Mom

Chris Hardwick

Burger

Colin Mochrie

Barney

David L. Lander

Gerry King

Gary Owens

TV Announcer

Michelle Phillips

June

Andrew Lauer

Desiree

Eric Lutes

Candy

Richard Kline

Anchor Chris Jobin

Ted Shackelford

Eddie

Mickey Jones

Kenny Kingman

Dustin Diamond

Simone

Maureen McCormick

Nancy

Danica McKellar

Tiffany

Brad Sherwood

Homeless Man

Carlie Westerman

Margaret

Debra Wilson

Chi-Chi

Phil LaMarr

Bert

Jordan Karecki

Young Jane White

Ted Joden

Jane's Father

Tom Tangen

Terry

Eric Woodward

Gerry's Bodyguard

Jenna Edwards

Audience Member (uncredited)