John Amos

Edgar Mortimer

A.J. Buckley

Marvin

K.C. Clyde

Dan Dover

Kim Collins

Pig Man

Brendan Michael Coughlin

Lester

Kristi Culbert

Pesky Nun

John de Lancie

Jerry

A.J. Draven

Charlton Heston

Vanessa Evigan

Kate Spangler

Zetta Marie Gagliano

Goth Girl

Emma Graves

Crazed Fan

Melora Hardin

Pam

Gildart Jackson

Professor Reginald Wellington III

Ryan H. Jackson

Fortinbras

Ryan Chase Lee

Chase / Laertes

June Lockhart

Hester Beauchamps

Shelley Long

Shine Reynolds

Jason Mewes

Zack

Phillip Sanders

Voodoo King

Ronnie Stutes

Barber

Paris Tanaka

Bangkok Assasin

Richard Walls III

Reporter

Travis Wester

Osric Taylor

Emmalee Wilson

Annabellle Beauchamps

George Wilson

Barron Samedi

Hulk Hogan

Himself / Mr. Macbeth (uncredited)

Jackson Rathbone

Shakespeare Purist (uncredited)

Rob Steinberg

Hamlet's Father (as Robert Martin Steinberg(