Shawn Roberts

Tom O'Bannon

Maya Misaljevic

Grace

Joelle Farrow

Phoebe

Tara Spencer-Nairn

Barb

Michael Therriault

Gill

Kelly Penner

Mike

Samantha Helt

Christine

Marqus Bobesich

Spinhead

Jesse Buck

Bernie

Jimmy Limb

Slackjaw

Marc-André Boulanger

Meat

David James Karkoulas

Loverboy

Glen Michael Grant

The Jackyl (as Glen Grant)

Dee Snider

The Head (voice)

Holly Jade Balmer

Elise

Steven Love

Pizza Boy

John Tench

Dusty