Raymond Kester

Dennis

Bryan Wilson

Henry

Rupert Boneham

Michael

John Henry Richardson

Monty

Mary Deese

Carol

Alyss Winkler

Josie

Haley Madison

Eleanor Baraboobs

David Ross

Sad Clown Leader

Steve Ghost Monroe

Jinx - The Prison Mime

Noah East

Yuri

Shay Dickerhoff

Crime Kid 2

Thomas Berdinski

Carjacker

Joann White

Dot the Pharmacist

Angela Steele

Lois (as Angela Fisher)

Branden Yates

Rasputin Clown

Vulvasha

Self

Martin Allen Stapleton

Corporate Clown

Cameron Vale

Crime Kid 1

Dawson Kester

Rubber Chicken Clown

Gabriel Porch

Mugger

Andrew Persinger

Crime Dad

Asuna Sawyer

Kum Pi

Sharon Stafford

Double Date #2

Warren Fisher

Jerry

Stephanie Vale

Katherine

Erynn Erwin

Double Date #1

Charlie Ours

Bestest Boy

Penny Lane Diersing

Toll Booth Clown

Daisy

Toll Booth Clown Dog

R.D. Reynolds

Cliff Edens

Cousin Carl

Taylor Fischer

Blonde Mall Girl

Carlynn Diersing

Brunette Mall Girl

Kitsie Duncan

Hottie Sideline Reporter Jan

Amanda Florey

Bartender / Stripper #1

Elise French

Buoyant Nurse at Bar

Katie Miller

Cute Girl at Bar

Erin M Trimble

Scary Online Date

Maggie Lynn Danello Held

Chatty Online Date

Tia Mapes

Not Amused Online Date

Destiny Walton

Stripper #2

Andrew Erickson

CCPP Case Worker

Joe Gaudin

Atari Trade In Stud