Tommy Darwin

Bryan Burns / Sigmund (voice)

Marni Russo

Gypsy Lee

Neil Foley

Norbit

Tess O'Flaherty

Greta

Chloe Mortem

Stark

Tammi Mortem

Kali

Ben Gel

Skarl

Laurence R. Harvey

Frozen Bird Bandit

Lloyd Kaufman

Mayor Walker

Chantal Contouri

Hand of Death

Tania Annese

SWAT #1

Tremayne Baird

SWAT #3

Chris Cashel

Fish Butterlips

Rory Cawley

Roid Dunn

Saxon Cordeaux

Reg

Leigh Crawford

SWAT Captain

Max Duxgutz

Turtleneck

Peter Evangelista

Mario

Bataille Foo-Brady

SWAT #2

Zaen Ghast

Stitch

Scott Harrison

Peghead

Tim Hawkins

Les Miserables

Erica Hoy

Reporter

Hermann Lauss

Harreee

Wayne Mattei

Maniac

Jesse McKiernan

Dennis

Lyle Mensworth

Tambo

Chad Morgan

Cow Poke

Giamma Mustillo

Alley Gang #3

Fred Negro

Sargent Surecock

Mark Nichols

Newsreader

Nick Oliveri

Alley Gang #4

Rat Scabies

Father Motherwell

Jason Spiniello

Speedy

Steve Stewie Svetlanas

Alley Gang #2

Diste Sveltanas

Alley Gang #5

Olga Svetlanas

Alley Gang #1

Chris Wiley

Sureshack

Spud Wood

Train bloke

Spike

Greta's Pussy

Nicki Bullock

Screaming Mum

Layla Anderson

Little girl at table

Stephen Barry

Hood

Matthew Bate

Chopper Pilot

Devon Bertsch

Crusty Seaman

Paul Bradford

Dead Bloke

Mic Bradshaw

Betty Rage

Glennys Briggs

Cow Lady

Kyuss Brown

Skater Bloke

Rowyn Brown

Sardini

Paul Bulley

Butty

Shannon Cannon

Spider

Jero Cocksmith

Smokey

Madame Cocksmith

Nico

Rhonda Dark

Smackee Stripper

Piers Diprose

Barfly

Dave Doran

Street Preacher

Crystal Ebony

Chook