Pamela Anderson

Dee Twiddle

Denise Richards

Dawn St. Dom

Emmanuelle Vaugier

The Cat

Meghan Ory

The Kit

Garry Chalk

Agent Gardenia

Kevin Farley

Leo

John Farley

Swan

Woody Jeffreys

Ad Pilot / Ken

Joey Aresco

Agent Campbell

Jay Brazeau

Louie Ramoli

Byron Mann

Mr. Wong

Alex Bruhanski

Godfather

Minh Phoenix Ly

One Eye

Patrick Pon

Hugo

Anna Williams

Suzan

Malcolm Scott

Bernie

John Tench

Ed Gates

Kyle Labine

Porter

Alistair Abell

Mr. Laine

Julia Benson

Last Dancer in Line

Ted Friend

Announcer

Douglas Newell

Frank

Tosha Doiron

Hand Stand Dancer